The Villages Pittsburgh Club

Pittsburgh Friends versus Other Friends

#1
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Never ask for food.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Are the reason you have no food.

#2
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Bring a bottle of wine to your par ty.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Bring enough for everybody, help make the food, then stay to clean up and sleep it off afterwards.

#3
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Will come to your house warming party.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Will help you move in and move out and party both times.

#4
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Call your parents Mom and Dad.

#5
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Have never seen you cry.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Either make you cry or will cry with you.

#6
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime.

#7
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Know a few things about you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

#8
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.

#9
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Would knock on your door
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

#10
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Will watch sports with you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Will take off of work to drive to a Steeler away game with you.

#11
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Will talk crap with people who talk crap about you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Will knock the crap out of them!

#12
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Are for a while.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS............ Are for life.

#13
OTHER FRIENDS..................... Will ignore this.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS.. .......... Will send it on to more Pittsburgh friends.